You see a lot of weird things late at night on the tube--scary commercials about convenient insulin delivery sevices and ones where people are instructed to not reuse their catheters. Things that make you contemplate ending it all the moment your AARP membership arrives in the mail. I kid, I kid. Then there are commercials for those products that are all kinds of WTF. Here are ten ridiculous products that I think would make great joke gifts this Christmas!
Comfort Wipe
Comfort Wipe?? COMFORT WIPE!? Not only does this not look comfortable, I seriously question its wiping ability. I guess 'I Can't Reach my A** Because Of My Big Beer Belly' wasn't catchy enough.
Tiddy Bear
If you've ever complained about the non-existant uncomfortable pressure you feel when wearing a seat belt, this is the product for you! I like to call him Lil' Motorboat. The best part is, he doesn't just work on Tiddys™, he also works on Muubs™.
Slobstopper
If you buy yourself a Slobstopper, it's only a matter of time before you start praising the conveniece of wearing an adult diaper. Lving can be messy. DEAL WITH IT! but not with a Slobstopper. Okbaithx.
Better Marriage Blanket
If I ever get married and my in-laws buy me a fart blanket for my wedding gift, I will immediately file for an annulment. I'm like the Kim Kardashian of regular people.
Kush Support
You want me to stick something that looks like what, where? Awwww hell no!
Ahhhhh...Fresh Foam
Never has been getting squeaky clean seemed so gross! They should totally get Terrence Howard as their spokesperson. Just Google his name and baby wipes. That interview is an excellent read.
Poop Trap
Just pick up the damn poop so your dog doesn't have to look like an a-hole, people!
Cami Secret
Or you could just not wear trampy tops to work. There's always that option. And besides, covered up boobies makes guys cry. And guys don't like to show their emotions.
Uro Club
So this is how the classy guys at country clubs urinate in public! A hollowed out golf club? I did not see that coming!
Wonder Boner
This commercial has so many boner jokes, I honestly think I blacked out at some point and wrote it myself. Where's my check, Wonder Boner??
Which is your favorite ridiculous product? Let me know @desijedeikin or in the comments below!
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