Well, I guess it isn't enough for Justin Bieber to sully the world of music. Now he wants to bring his squeal-inducing, hairless "It" Factor to the big screen. And not just in a documentary about how he never gave up on his dream of sullying the music industry, in a real live dramatic feature film role. Justin Bieber. 'Acting'. Apparently we have Mark Wahlberg to thank for this travesty. Uh Mark, probably not the best idea to let your nine year old daughter make your career decisions. Mmmkay?
The movie will take place in the exciting high-stakes world of high school basketball. Because when you think ace hoopster, you think...Justin Bieber!? Trust me. This kid has no experience with any kind of balls whatsoever.
When asked why he wants to work with the acting novice, Wahlberg claims that the teen singer has 'It'. And if the teen doesn't bring 'it" to his performance? "It's there." Wahlberg claims. "And if not...I'll extract it." Wait...what are we talking about here?
I guess if anyone knows about making the transition from musical laughingstock to big time actor, it's Marky Mark Wahlberg. And Justin does have some experience acting 'serious' on CSI. I mean look at the pic below! He already has made one more face than Kristen Stewart ever has.
Although I have to question Wahlberg's taste level. The last teen star he trumpeted as the second coming, was Taylor Lautner. I can only hope he's just using them to make some bank. Because I really liked him in Boogie Nights and The Fighter. And I wanna continue liking you, Mark Wahlberg!!! But if you keep pushing Lautner and Bieber down our throats (EW!), I'm totally taking down the poster I have of you in your Calvin Klein underwear. And Imma have to revoke your man card. Because you would probably be down with this:
What is wrong with Mark Wahlberg? Let me know @desijedeikin or in the comments below!
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