So, did you know that Jersey Shore's Vinny is now a rapper? Yeah, me either. I pretty much like to keep crap that isn't mine off of my radar. Unless that crap contains a massive fail, then I'm all ears. Like joke rapping about rape. That totally gets my attention. Especially when the choad who sang it claims the rape boast is really funny cause he's a good guy just pretending to rape. Yeeeah, okay Vinny. Whatever you tweet.
LEARN TO LISTEN TO MUSIC PEOPLE! Okay, okay, maybe we should look at what he actually said before we judge.
"I ain't got a girl/ You ain't got a man/ I've got a date for ya/ And it's in my pants/ Oh, you a fan?/ You wanna take a pic?/ I like your crack girl/ I wanna take a hit/ Actin' like I'm raping it..."
Ohhhhh... he was just acting like he was raping it. Too bad rape no matter how faux it may be, doesn't usually bring the LOLS. Well there are exceptions I guess:
At first Vinny was not very apologetic about it. Haters gonna hate the fact that he likes hittin' crack hard, yo! They're just jelly. Gangstas never say their sorry! Especially when the got something in their pants that you can date." I got your date right here!"
Then RAINN (Rape, Abuse, Incest National Network) hit his crack hard. Vinny was all like confused about the outrage. I mean he did say in the song that the stripper he was gonna act like he was rapin' could also beat him as punishment with her breasteses. So the abuse was mutual and sh*t!
But the d-bag finally relented to the mounting pressure and 'apologized' after his publicist told him to. I mean because he sincerely felt bad about his actions. Apparently not only does he joke about rape you guys, but he also supports organizations that help victims of violence. So yeah, don't we feel stupid now for judging him based on one rape joke.
At least now his biggest fail is no longer the fact that he smooshed Snooki. Actually that's still a bigger fail. Sorry Vin!
In other news, he almost sadly choked to death yesterday. But lived to tweet about it.
JK I don't want him to sleep with the fishes, I just want his 15 minutes of fame to wake up with a horse head next to it one morning and get the message that we want them over. Bada bing! Bada bang!
What do you think? Let me know @desijedeikin or in the comments below!
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