Not all Super Powers are a blessing. Don't get me wrong. Some powers are great. Spider sense is great because you can sense when enemies are coming. Flight is awesome because you can fly. Heat vision is awesome because you don't need to buy a microwave to make Hot Pockets. But some powers are less than ideal to have, such as:
Heat Sneezing
Way harder to control than heat vision, and even more difficult to aim.
Dogs For Hands
Cool for about three minutes, then it's just plum inconvenient.
Ultra-Racism
Very hard to make friends with this power.
Emotional Invulnerability
Being physically invulnerable keeps bullets and swords from piercing you, emotional invulnerability makes it impossible for you to truly know the joy of watching the sun rise.
Ice Breath
Sure, you'll stop some flame-based bad guys, but try kissing a girl without immediately freezing her head.
The Ability To Speak To Bees
F***ing useless. Bee language only consists of the same sentence over and over again.
Deer Sense
Getting bit by a radioactive deer is not nearly as useful as getting bitten by a radioactive spider.
What other super powers are you glad you don't have? Let us know in the comments!
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