Poor January…everyone hates him. Here is why.
No Presents…At All.
There is no reason to receive a present in January. There isn’t even a reason to buy anything for yourself unless it’s something practical to help you deal with this month and all it’s lameness.
New Years Resolutions
I’ve decided to re-define “resolution”…It now means something I say I’m gonna do just to be funny but don’t do it. So now it’s ok.
Too Much Reality?
There are no excuses anymore. Back to reality. They should call it PLANuary because you have to start actually figuring stuff out. Whatever you do though…don’t try to eat electronics.
Awkward…
Things are either just starting or just ending and therefore nothing is comfortable. You are either awkwardly transitioning or awkwardly acclimating to whatever you’re doing. Thankfully though, it’s probably not AS awkward as this.
You Probably Didn’t Kiss Anyone.
It’s said that how you spend your new years is how you will spend the entirety of the coming year. So if you sat at home alone or didn’t make out with anyone…I guess January is the beginning of an awesome year for you.
Cold...But You’re Over It.
It’s winter…but it’s the middle of winter… .
NEXT COMES FEBRUARY.
On top of everything…its not even like you get rewarded with an awesome month after getting through January.
What else sucks about January? Let us know in the comments!
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