I've been looking forward to the end of the Twilight movies since the first five minutes of the first Twilight movie. Wasn't one too many? I mean they've already stretched it out to five boring movies. Now the head of the studio that just acquired the rights to the Twilight Franchise, says he wants more. Well we don't WANT more studio dude! Well, except for this girl and others like her. When Twilight ends their sad, sad reality will begin again,
Twihards, you've robbed my faith in humanity.
The CEO of Lionsgate, John Felthheimer, told the LA Times that he believes the franchise still has some life left in it. Which is more than he can say for Kristen Stewart's face. Or this crazy chick's cat. RIP Mr. Butters!
It's no surprise that Lionsgate would wanna continue to ride the gravy train by making more films or perish the thought, a television show, but for the love of all that is holy...GIVE IT UP!!! Twilight star Jackson Rathbone has said that he's heard rumblings of films that will explore the different backstories and possible shorts. How about a romcom focusing on Jacob Black and Renessme?? They meet cute, hate each other at first, then he gets arrested after he gets caught staring inside her window as she sleeps. Kind of like Twilight but more realistic. I would be on board if more snarky Twilight stuff was created. Like the parody Twilight Musical. Totally down with that!
The only think I'll miss about there being no more Twilight movies, is making fun of Twilight. Although it is getting difficult to come up with new jokes about Kristen Stewart's facial expressions, Taylor Lautner's abs and Robert Pattinson's complete freefall from his pinnacle performance as Cedric Diggory. And the fans, I'll totally miss making fun of the fans, with their sad misspelled signs, their Twilight tattoo fails and their neglected dead cats. You people have made me hate Twilight even more than the clunky prose of Stephenie Meyer. And that's really saying something.
What do you think of MORE Twilight? Let me know @desijedeikin or in the comments below!
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