Names That Are Even Worse Than 'Bella Swan' For A Female Protagonist

Daniel Dominguez

Whether or love Twilight or hate it you gotta admit that Bella Swan is a stupid f**king name for a character. She's the main girl and her name means "Beautiful Swan." Come on dude. You couldn't get more on the nose than that... although here are some potential names for female protagonists that get close.

 

Pretty B. Hottenstein

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Fair haired and true, Pretty loves riding horses, and her strength of character is as powerful as the equine creatures she has tamed.

 

Bellisima Von Attractivemouth

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Bellisima's jet black hair and shy demeanor set her apart at her high school. She is brilliant, but her shyness makes it hard for her to communicate with the boy she likes... a rather mysterious young man who recently transferred to her school named Bat Vampireguy. 

 

Vagina Jones, Woman Attorney At Law

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Tough as nails woman attorney Vagina Jones is almost as hot on the case as she is in the face.

 

Softly McBreasterson

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Softly grew up upper middle class, but she still has a heart of gold. When she's not busy donating her time to help blind inner city kids learn to see again she's solving mysterious with the help of her scrappy Golden Retriever "Tompkins."

 

Dr. Arousula Kittykat, PhD

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Tough as nails female doctor Arousula Kittykat is almost as hard on the top brass as she is on working out her own ass.

 

 

Honeybottom Dongsmunchalot

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Honeybottom Dongssmunchalot is a quiet teenage dreamer with an oppressive father whose best friends are a pair of birds only she can see that bring her gifts whenever she shows them her armpits.

 

What other girl names are even more obvious than "Bella Swan"? Let us know in the comments!

 

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