Link gets to go to all sorts of magical and exciting islands in the sky on the back of his magic bird. Such wonders and delights await Link as he is flown from island to island on his exciting adventure to kill a giant pig-magician in front of a hot rich chick so he can make out with her. But not all of the islands are exactly Link's favorite places to visit... and what islands are those?
The Island Under All The Other Islands Where All The Sh*t And Piss Lands
Seriously, f*ck that island.
Suburbs Island
The sky island where Link's parents live that he's obligated to visit on Christmas and Thanksgiving. Jesus it's boring on this island. Oh hey great, here we are playing Monopoly AGAIN, let's go do something, oh wait that's right, the only things to do on this sky island are hang out at the Wal-Mart or see if any of the waitresses at TGIFridays are hot tonight.
Annoying Orange Island
Link, no! Land anywhere but here! For your very sanity, I don't give a sh*t if the hook shot is on this island, avoid it at all costs.
The Island Where Evangelists Are In Charge
Link hates this island because Evangelists think his tights are too revealing so they make him wear baggier clothes because Evangelists, as everyone knows, are deathly afraid of genitalia.
Isla Upsetto
The only island in all the Hyrule skies where the only thing to drink is Chelada, the hellish drink that Budweiser came out with that combines Budweiser beer, clam juice, and tomato juice. Link often describes this world as, "Like the Dark World, but with no redeeming qualities."
The Island Where All The Leaves On All The Trees Are Pictures Of Your Mom And Dad Doing It
Yeah, there's a piece of the Tri-Force on this island, but dude, these trees are the last thing you ever want to see.
Kardashiopolis
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
What other sky islands does Link hate visiting? Let us know in the comments!
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