Very Best Of FMyLife: Clown Edition

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Clowns are the funnest because they're always laughing, even when they're cutting their victims in half with a power saw, But sometimes clowns can do pretty bad things too, like vote to pass SOPA. That's where FMylife comes in, collecting the worst moments of our lives, all in one place. Here are some of the best clown moments this week!

 

This Wedding Sounds Perfect

Today, my boyfriend started to plan our wedding. He included a clown. FML

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Your Daughter Is Clearly A Serial Killer

Today, I walked into my shed to find my daughter's boyfriend asleep. He was also completely duct-taped to the ceiling, with his face painted like a clown. FML

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They Were Pulling Out Your Greatest Weapon

Today, I took my kids to the circus. We were having fun, right up until the point they saw an old man dressed as a clown, at which point they screamed, grabbed onto my shorts, and managed to accidentally pull them down. FML

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He Learned A Valuable Lesson

Today, while babysitting a five year old, I found a cartoon called Metalocalypse for him to watch while I made dinner. I didn't realize it was an "adult" cartoon until afterwards. He watched a whole episode about a clown with a cocaine problem. FML

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I Blame The Economy

Today, I woke up screaming after a nightmare about clowns, which wouldn't be too bad if I hadn't been surrounded by coworkers. FML

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As Long As He Wears The Makeup To Bed

Today, my boyfriend finally got a job. As a clown. FML

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Now You're All Growed Up

Today, I walked into my house to find several of my friends there for a surprise sweet sixteen party my mom was throwing for me. Everything was going great until the doorbell rang and a clown walked in. My mom hired a clown for my sweet sixteen. My friends took pictures. FML

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That's F*cking Scary

Today, I was attacked by clowns at work. I don't work at the circus. FML

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