Why Boos From Super Mario Are So Shy

Daniel Dominguez

Even that loner kid that wears all black and draws unhappy faces all over his schoolbooks isn't as shy as the boos in Super Mario Brothers. No matter who looks at them they can't stand it. They totally freeze. Their cheeks get all red. Ooooh, but why are they so shy? There as many reasons as there are boos.

 

They are naked

Boos are incredibly shy about their bodies, and would do anything to cover them, but unfortunately for them no one makes Boo sized clothes.

 

They have a dark past they can't outrun

So guilty do some Boos feel about what they did during the Gulf War that they can't bear to look anyone in the eye for fear that person will be able to see what they did in their eyes

 

They have low self esteem from being teased a lot in junior high

You try being the only apparition in a class full of living human beings and see if you don't get ostracized.

 

They have alcoholic parents

It's never easy for anybody to make friends when their home life is something they feel ashamed of and don't want people to know.

 

They have a tattoo they are embarrassed about

We all make mistakes we regret in college, but having a tattoo you don't like can be especially rough.

 

They feel fat

We all feel fat from time to time, so imagine how hard it would be on you if you looked like a giant floating marshmallow.

 

They have irritable bowel syndrome

Having irritable bowel syndrome is bad enough, but most people can sort of deal with it, Boos however live in haunted houses, and if you've played any Super Mario Bros. game you know that there aren't any bathrooms in haunted houses.

 

What other reasons are Boos shy for? Let us know in the comments!

 

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