How can you summarize an entire year of high school? Between Physics tests, first loves, and mutant powers, there's so much going on! But the yearbook club isn't going to quit, so you've got to try. Here are some of the X-Men's attempts.
Rouge — "Here's to the nights we'll never remember with the friends we'll never forget."
This quote resonates with Rogue because after coming into contact with her skin Rogue's friends lose their memories and the unbearable pain is something they'll never forget.
Cyclops — "'You miss one hundred percent of the shots you don't take' - Wayne Gretzky"
Ugh, I'll bet Cyclops played lacrosse in high school.
Shadowcat — "God never closes a door without giving you the ability to walk through that door."
Poor Kitty Pride doesn't realize that not everyone can walk through walls like she can. And let's be honest, she's a pretty girl — who's going to mention how narcissistic that quote sounds? The guy in the yearbook club writing it down just nodded along and tried to angle his head so the drool wouldn't get on his shirt.
Jubilee — "My power is fireworks!"
Her power is fireworks.
Apocalypse — "You will bow before the mighty Apocalypse, or you will spend forty five minutes in Scott's room with a vacuum cleaner and a list of magazines."
Not a lot of people understood Apocalypse's yearbook quote, but the four guys who were in his car that February night thought it was hilarious.
Gambit — "(consonant sounds?)"
Gambit speaks in this inaudible Cajun accent, so whoever was transcribing his quote decided it was not worth the brain power to figure out what he actually said.
Bishop — "'You miss 100 percent of the shots you don't take, assuming you don't utilize a quantum probability probe and rearrange the molecular makeup of the time stream for your own purposes' - Cyborg Wayne Gretzky"
This was one of the rare moments when Bishop forgot that the biggest part of being a time traveler from the future is not to reveal that you're a time traveler from the future.
How will your mutant power affect your yearbook quote? Let us know in the comments!
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