Life is about hard decisions… Which college will I go to? Who should I date? Meat loves or stuffed crust? Well, here’s a REALLY hard decision. Someone is going to give you a legendary weapon, either a Portal Gun, or a Lightsaber. Which will you choose?
Lightsaber
The legendary weapon of the Jedi in Star Wars, the Lightsaber can cut through almost anything.
Although you get the reflexes to use it proficiently enough to not cut your arms off, you don’t get any other Jedi powers, so no deflecting bullets or force choking anyone. Yes, it’s purple.
Portal Gun
This is from the video game “Portal” (duh), and has the ability to create portals.
This Portal Gun never runs out of power, but must be used on flat surfaces, and you don’t get any kind of special ankle-springs, so be careful of heights!
So which one will it be? The Portal Gun, or the LightSaber? Choose wisely and VOTE in the poll below!
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