So if there’s one thing I know about girls, it’s that they love themselves some hot mythical beings. And no mythical being is hotter right now than werewolves. I mean let’s face it, vampires are becoming passé and finding hot zombies has proved to be impossible. Werewolves are FINE! Speaking of hot werewolves, MTV’s hit series Teen Wolf is back for a second season and girls love them some Scott McCall! If you missed the first part of the premiere last night you can watch it here. (Or, if you feell ike exposition and plot are for sissies, you can check out the 2nd half of the premiere tonight at 10/9c .) I mean along with Jacob Black, no one has done more to make the werewolf go from beast to sexy beast than him.
Of course, how these guys go from dude to werewolf dude used to be a mystery (no, it's not really a curse), but here's how they do it.
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Here’s a look at eight reasons girls love werewolves.
No Pressure To Be Perfect
One of the most stressful things about dating is the constant grooming you must do to give the appearance of obsessive hygiene. A werewolf is the last person to pass judgment say if you fell asleep with your make-up on or forgot to shave your legs. They actually appreciate a little fur on their girl. It makes for warm and cozy snuggling. It’s like snuggling a fire and a bear skin rug in human form. Toasty!
Their Strong Sense Of Smell Will Keep You From Being Too ‘Not Perfect’
Hey, it’s one thing to be a little lax and a whole other thing to have a constant swarm of flies circling around you. With a werewolf constantly at your side, you’ll stay a free spirit without ever worrying that someone might mistake you for a person who’s been lost in the wilderness for an extended period of time.
They Look Hot With A Half-Ripped Shirt
There's just something about a guy ripping through his shirt and exposing a glimpse of his toned pecs! It’s been known to actually make women faint. Although they could be fainting at the sight of their boyfriend turning into a semi-rabid wolf thing. If that’s the case, I’m sure the sight of those pecs will quickly revive them.
They Look Even Hotter With No Shirt
Maybe we should just skip the shirts all together, because werewolves got mad abs! As much as everyone makes fun of Jacob Black’s love of going shirtless, I’m sure we can all appreciate when shirtlessness is done right. Just make it more of a special occasion type thing. Not like an every waking moment deal.
Extremely Loyal
Werewolves are famous for imprinting on their lady loves. Once you get a werewolf to imprint on you, they’re yours forever. When they say they’ve spent the night running with their pack, you can believe them, because they would never betray you. You’re literally the only one they can ever love. Which is kind of romantic. Unless they imprint on a child. That’s just creepy. Cough, cough Renesmee.
Totally Housebroken
Guys can be pigs, almost taking pride in their disgusting habits and bodily functions. Werewolves are fully trained by the time they reach puberty. You might not think a housebroken boyfriend is necessary. Clearly you’ve never experienced dorm living.
They're Very Grateful To Have Someone
If you’ve always wanted to know what it felt like to be in complete control of a relationship, date a werewolf. Very few people know their secret and once you’re in, they’ll do anything to keep you happy. Just don’t take advantage of it. You’ll still have no control come the Full Moon. And you don’t want a pissed off werewolf tracking you down for some rabid payback.
Great At Keeping Vampires Away
Um hello? The last thing you need is a vampire stalking you or watching you as you sleep. Nothing would be more embarrassing than someone at school thinking you had the hots for a vamp. That would be so 2010!
What are some other reasons girls love werewolves? Who’s your favorite werewolf? Let us know in the comments below!
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