Full-Grown Man Gets 15 Miley Cyrus Tattoos!

Mikey McCollor

There's an adult man in England that has over 15 tattoos of Miley Cyrus. Sorry, I generally try to ease into these uncomfortable stories, but this one is so disconcerting I thought it best to just get it out there so we can all begin to try and move past it. Together. We learned about the tattoos from his Twitter Twitter, where he shows how absolutely, one hundred percent enamored with Miley Cyrus. She's the only thing he tweets about.

No, this seems healthy. I can see why his family wouldn't get involved.
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This fool has song titles in block letters along his arms, autographs on both his hands, and a big ole' Miley Cyrus face on his left shoulder. I'm almost afraid to ask, but does he know tattoos are permanent? Like, even when Miley Cyrus' career is in a Britney Spears-esque head-shaving tailspin, those tattoos are still going to be on his body. There is nothing worse than a tattoo that has lived past its cultural expiration date, as I found out about my James Bond tattoo when Casino Royale came out.

"What do you mean different actors play him? How does that even make sense?"
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I hope this is fake. I hope this guy just knows someone who is really good with either Photoshop or a Sharpie, because it makes me too sad to think about someone who's life is this wrapped up in a single piece of popular culture. I mean, I'm pretty excited for Dark Knight Rises, but sometimes I tweet about other things, like breakfast or Catwoman or the presidential election or The Dark Knight Rises.

"just another day at the office!!! #thefirerises - pic.twitter.com/Tx9twa6D"
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Buzzfeed was the first to report on this guy, so, you know, blame them for the tension you just realized you felt in your arms. Here are the rest of the photographs and, well, yikes.