It is a question that has plagued bros from the beginning of brodum – even more so than "Dude, what time is it?" and "Dude, where's my car?". It is more profound than "Dude, can your mom pick us up?" and "Dude, did you bring the beers?" It's, like, the HELLA most existentialist of all the queries. It's, "What's up?" As a public service for THE CHILDREN, allow us to answer this wicked deep inquiry.
What’s Up?
Nothin' much, man. What's up with you?
What’s Up?
David? Is that you? I can't for the life of me figure out how to get this thing to work. What do you mean, what's up? David, can you hear me? David? Are you still there?
What’s Up?
I'm workin' three days a week at Domino's now, man. It's pretty sweet. Gonna be able to pay off my Camaro pretty soon.
What’s Up?
My parents are getting divorced, dude. It's pretty messed up. What? Well, yeah...of course my mom's single now. Why are you asking? Oh, C'MON, dude, that's messed up! She's my mom, dude!
What’s Up?
I just got the CUTEST top! Omigod, I'm gonna look so fierce when I go on that mini golf date with TJ this weekend...
What’s Up?
Uh, the sky? The sky's up. No, David, I'm not being a douche. Seriously – look up there. There it is.
What’s Up?
Nothin' much – just staring into the void, wondering what's gonna happen when I die. What's up with you?
What’s Up?
Chicken butt! HA HA HA...I totally got you! Wait...where are you going? Don't leave...I'm so lonely!
What’s Up?
I finally got to third base with Denise! I beat her on MLB 2K12. Then she went home. I think she was mad.
What’s Up?
I told you, David – for the last time, nothing's up. Stop it; you're annoying the hell out of me.
So...what’s up? Let me know in the comments, or tell me @Bornferal!
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