What are the odds of two people becoming famous that also look incredibly similar? Apparently not that great. I guess when it comes to deciding who we want to be famous, we definitely have a type!
Chuck Norris And Tim Allen
So basically Tim Allen is a beardless Chuck Norris? Perhaps like Samson all of Chuck's power lies in his hair. Without his facial scruff he's an inexplicably successful comedian, who has never made me laugh once. Thanks, Middle America!
Sarah Hyland And Mila Kunis
These girls should SO play hottie sisters in some lame rom-com! They should also probably stop wearing the same hairstyle and color dress to red carpet events. I'm here to help ladies! Especially you Sarah, you don't wanna be considered a second rate Mila Kunis. Actually, that doesn't sound too horrible.
Johnny Depp And Skeet Ulrich
I remember when Skeet Ulrich first gained fame, everyone acted like it was the coming of Johnny Depp. Well, Johnny Depp is still Johnny friggin' Depp and Skeet Ulrich is, I don't know, pumping gas somewhere? Too lazy to Google. Don't worry, If you really wanna know I'm sure some Skeet Ulrich fan will tear me a new one in the comments by reciting his IMDB page.
Cameron Diaz And Helena Christensen
No wonder Cameron stays blonde! No one wants to be compared to a supermodel, even a movie star. Movie stars have self-esteem issues to people. That's why they chose a 'PLEASE LOVE ME' career.
Matthew Broderick And Jon Cryer
Being twinsies isn't the only similarity between these two cuties. One is married to a horse and one used to co-star with a horse's ass. Yeah, I made a hacky Sarah Jessica Parker horse joke. Don't worry, I'm completely ashamed of myself.
Bono And Robin Williams
Besides looking alike these guys pretty much have nothing in common. Well, except for an apparent love of d-bag sunglasses. Seriously, where do you buy those kind of things?
Ginnifer Goodwin And Jennifer Morrison
Holy crap these two look practically IDENTICAL!! No wonder they play mother and daughter on Once. Good thing Ginnifer spells her name so WTF, that gives her a smidge of distinction. It also probably gives her a buttload of hassle, always having to correct the spelling of her name to people.
Gary Busey And Nick Nolte
Not only do they look alike but they've also both sullied successful acting careers by looking homeless and acting like whack-a-doodles. At least Gary has that Paris Hilton eye to distinguish him from Nick.
Scarlett Johansson And Amber Heard
I hate them both equally out of pure and unadulterated jealousy. My dream is to look hot doing an over the bare shoulder sexy glance pose. Instead I look like I need to be wearing a neck brace. If I was Scarlett I totally would've blamed those nude pics on Amber.
Daniel Day-Lewis And Jennifer Connelly
I don't know what I find more disturbing here, the fact that they look so creepily similar or the fact that Day-Lewis is wearing two little hoop earrings. Yeah, I'm thinking it's the earrings too.
Which one do you find the most creepily similar? Let me know @desijedeikin or in the comments below!
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