Batman, show us on the doll where the merchandiser stole your shame. Here are a few inappropriate merchandise items that figuratively broke the Bat’s back (don’t worry, one punch and he’ll be right as rain)!
Water Squirter
Make sure you point this in someone’s face, that’s how they know you really like them.
A Gun
Batman is anti-gun. End of story.
Sperm
I always wondered if Alfred made some money on the side.
A Bong
For hotboxing the batwing.
Dick Shirt
It says Dick because that’s his name…but it also says dick. Let’s all rejoice!
Batman Snuggie
This isn’t inappropriate so much as sad. At least mine comes with a working utility belt where I keep my Combos.
Batman Vibrator
It’s a little too inappropriate for Smosh. Let’s just say, it exists and “rises” to the occasion. Wink ,wink. Nudge, nudge. Nod, nod. Say no more.
A Very Happy Happy Meal Toy
There’s nothing like a kung fu grip, amirite batmaniacs?
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