So the VMAs were last night! Maybe you were too busy watching the final night of the Democratic National Convention? Lots of stuff happened---Rihanna kissed Chris Brown or something and Wiz Khalifa and Amber Rose tried to pull a Beyonce, by announcing they were preggers on the red carpet. Kanye quickly interrupted the moment by rudely declaring that B had one of the best baby bump reveals of all time! Typical VMA crap. And of course the fashion was also mostly WTF. And where there is WTF fashion there is usually some WTF inspiration. I have some ideas of where this inspiration may have come from.
Lil Wayne/ Donnie Thornberry
Because when you think Lil Wayne, you think Nickelodeon cartoons, amirite? Actually this does explain a lot. Apparently Lil Wayne is also feral.
Taylor Swift/Waldo
I found you Taylor. I just followed the sound of cliched break up lyrics being sung in a country twang. It was easy.
Ke$ha/ Bug Infestation
She may have brushed her hair, but you will never convince me that Ke$ha isn't infested with cooties. Ain't no cootie shot strong enough to fight off that infection!
Vinny (Jersey Shore) / Steve Urkel
Can someone cancel Vinny as well?
Nicki Minaj/ Shirley the Loon
WHA??? Nicki Minaj showed up somewhere looking like a scary cartoon-y clown-y thing? It should also come as no surprise that she was inspired by another creature known for being a loon.
Pink/Miley Cyrus/Yellow Cotton Candy
How embarrassing! Can you imagine showing up on the red carpet only to see someone wearing the same hair as you? Good thing the cotton candy stayed home.
Rif Raf/ James Franco 'In Character'
Rif Raf as James Franco as Kevin Federline. It's like the world's most effed up Pokemon Evolution.
Sammi (Jersey Shore)/ Roadkill
Hey she lets RAHN walk over her...so I guess it's a perfect representation of who she is. Plus her hair often looks like a rat's nest. I can only hope someone takes her out with a Mack truck someday. Figuratively, speaking of course.
Ezra Miller/Emma Watson/ A Mexican Restaurant
When I look at these two I just think taco platter. Which isn't necessarily a bad thing. Unless Ezra starts playing Mariachi music. I hate when those Mariachi guys serenade me. I'm trying to eat dudes!
Alexander Antebi/ Crossdressing Osama bin Laden
So that's what Osama was doing when the SEAL Team 6 found him!
Which is your fave? Let me know @desijedeikin or in the comments below!
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