You guys know who's just GREAT? Chris Brown. Remember when he beat Rihanna to within an inch of her life? Remember when he never really apologized for it? Remember when he threw a chair through a window when a journalist asked him about it? Man, good times. Anyhow, Brown has a new tattoo that reminds EVERYONE of the time he hit Rihanna in the face again and again!
ARE YOU KIDDING ME RIGHT NOW CHRIS BROWN?
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Chris Brown is, in every sense, a miserable piece of human garbage. Even thinking about him makes me livid. If I'm going to continue this article, I have to find the most insipid, stupidly happy music iTunes has to offer.
Did you know that most of Owl City's sales come
from angry writers working on articles about Chris Brown?
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Brown's reps have rushed to defend their client, claiming that the skull isn't Rhianna's face, but instead an artist's representation of a Mexican sugar skull, a symbol traditionally associated with the Dia de los Muertos. They even went as far as to release the original design, which, admittedly, is definitely not Rihanna.
The tattoo of a woman's half-dead face is an
important step for every woman beater to take.
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When celebrities screw up, the general path is to a) apologize, b) lay low for a while, and c) never do anything even within the realm of their huge screw up again. Clearly, Chris Brown lacks either the intellect or the empathy to realize why this tattoo would make those who are already JUSTIFIABLY angry at him even more so. In terms of reminding the public of your lowest, most shameful moment, this tattoo is as bad as if Mel Gibson getting a tattoo reading "Sugar Tits".
"What? It referers to a kind of candy that exists somewhere, probably."
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What are your thoughts on Chris Brown? Let me know on twitter @mikeyfromsu or in the comments below!
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