Did you have fun at your sweet 16? Was there cake? Maybe it got a little out of hand? Maybe you got felt up in a closet? Or the dog accidentally got in the house and knocked over a plant? Or maybe thousands of people you've never met descended on your party and clashed with hundreds of fully armored police officers in an all out battle to never stop partying?
It's not a real party unless a riot cop slams a 14 year old girl's head into a punchbowl.
The Local 12 reported that the party started innocently enough as a small gathering for a typical 16 year old girl. But the party got advertised on Facebook and more than a thousand people decided that they were officially on the invite list. At first the girl was probably excited that she had so many friends. Until those friends started using baseball bats to hit pineapples into her windows.
Happy Birthday Karen!
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The Mayor of the town, Rob Bats, whose name is semi-rad had a pretty cool quote about the party:
"Scum ran amok in our town"
Never has a battle with police involved so many people daring each other to chug milk to see how much they can chug before they throw up.
"I can only conclude one thing from this Robert." "What's that Patrick?" Patrick looks down grimly. "Fun was had Robert, fun was indeed had."
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Are you almost 16? Are you planning on having a party to celebrate? If so do not make a public invite on Facebook. That is, unless you want to have the best motherf*cking night of your life.
"Hello, we heard there was a sweet 16 happening here. We brought guac dip, not sure if you already have some..."
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How do you planning on surviving the riot that takes place on your sweet 16? Let me know in the comments below!
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