Oh man, Pokemon really chap my hide. Look at them, with their big grins, and their sense of superiority. BE YOU MONSTERS, OR BE YOU WHATEVER “POKE” MEANS?! But not all Pokemon are created equal. Some are way more smug than others, so here are the 10 Pokemon Who Act Like They’re Better Than You:
Mewtwo
Ever since this guy was the star of the first movie, when the show was at the height of it’s North American popularity, he’s walked around like he’s better than you. You think you’re so great because you’re an incredibly powerful “psychic” Pokemon? Well, read my THESE thoughts! (Hint: They’re incredibly insulting.)
Drifloon
According to the Pokedex, Drifloon “tugs on the hands of children to steal them away.” Oh, trying to steal our children, huh? Let me guess why: you think we’re all terrible parents! Also, apparently you sold your life story to be the basis of the film “The Tall Man”.
Entei
If there are two things you’ve thought in your life time, they were probably “Man, Mastiff’s are smug” and “Whoa, Lions are ALSO smug” (99% of people encounter Mastiffs before Lions). Well, here’s the deal with Entie: IT IS A COMBINATON OF THOSE TWO ANIMALS. Also, it’s classified as a “Legendary” Pokemon, and that title is just so condescending.
Snivy
Look at that smug expression, like he can't wait to evolve away his arms. What a jerk.
Snorlax
Thinks you’re so boring he just sleeps through all your conversations. Even if you throw a pokeball at him, he most likely just pops back out, still asleep. I asked how your day was, Snorlax. ANSWER ME!
Floatzel
What is that, a dainty little scarf he’s wearing? YOU’RE NOT SO FASHIONABLE AND HIP, FLOATZEL!
Watchog
Watchdog, stop watching me. I know you think I’m wasting my life, and if you were me you’d do things all different, but you’re not me. YOU’RE NOT ME WATCHDOG!
Zapdos
Look at those furrowed brows, always disappointed, always judging. He’s just like your Father, always disapproving of your life style choices. Do you think I wanted to end up writing Pokemon articles for children, Zapdos?! DO YOU?!
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