In the new show G by GUESS presents “Style Rocks”, three teams have to prove their fashion-sense dominance and rocker attitude in a series of challenges. They also must learn and perform a Cobra Starship song at the famous Key Club in LA, all while being coached by members of the band. Sounds like a good way to meet Cobra Starship AND get free pants!
But where does regular style end and style start? What can we wear on stage, and what can we wear to school? Here are some off the wall fashions that no one should try unless they are a true pop star.
Anything that looks like cotton candy
Cotton candy is delicious, but unless you’ve had albums produced by Jay-Z, avoid sticking it on your dress and going out in public. However, if you want to wear it at home and pretend you are a cloud, I’m glad I’m not the only one.
The American Flag (on your armpit)
America is pretty cool. No one is debating THAT. But even though we are proud of this great nation, non-pop stars shouldn’t wear our flag as a short dress. Especially you, Brian.
Flowing Red Cloaks
Cloaks in general are a no-no for the non-famous, but giant red flowing cloaks should especially be avoided since they attract wolves and make you look like a silk tent.
Orange See-Through Lace Dress That Shows Your Underwear
For everyday Joes like you and me, our underwear is supposed to be hidden under our jeans or shirts or jeggings. In fact, trying to peak at someone’s underbits in public is generally considered bad form. However, if you are Fergalicious, appearing at a major music event with your bra and panties is just fine, as long as you have a dress-shaped orange doily on to make it classy.
Whatever is going on here
If an average teenager waddled into class wearing this ridiculous mess, everyone would burst out laughing. Are those penguin pants? Is he wearing PEARLS? However, if you’ve ever had Ludacris guest-rap on one of your songs, this outfit is just fine and teenage girls will continue to tweet you all day every day no matter what.
Denim Formalwear
When you’ve attended the Grammy awards a few times, you can just wear a dress made of pants and a jacket made of pants and even a hat made of pants, and no one will think less of you or stop buying your albums. If you have a normal job, however, ONLY ONE ITEM MADE OF PANTS IS PERMITTED AT A TIME, and normally that is pants.
Muppets
Muppets are there to teach us about reading and counting, or maybe sing a song about rainbows. But if you are pop star, you can skip all that and just go to wearing muppet corpses as a cloak.
Full Body Leopard-Print Spandex
If you aren’t performing in front of thousands of people during your world tour, it’s best to avoid the full-body spandex look, especially in animal print. I could never wear this out. WHERE WOULD I KEEP MY KEYS?
Neon Green Onesie and Neon Makeup
She seems nice and is probably fun at a party, but in just in general don’t take any life cues, from anyone with a $ in their name.
This
I don’t care how famous you are, you should always avoid furry red striped boots.
Which fashion was the most ridiculous? Let us know down below!
To see very cool, wearable rocker styles check out this new series:
G by GUESS presents, “Style Rocks” HERE!
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