I don't know why it's so hard to accept the fact that celebrities are short. Maybe it's because they surround themselves with even shorter hanger-oners and always wear 6 inch platform heels? Here's 10 singers that would probably make you say 'DAYUM! They're short!" in your head if you ever met them in person. Don't say it out loud. Celebrities have feelings too.
Lady Gaga
Height: 5' 1"
It's hard to tell when she always has 8 inches of bow made from her own hair or a stuffed Kermit the frog doll on top of her head! But now everything makes sense. Her outrageous behavior is making up for a height inferiority complex. Kind of like d-bag guys who drive Hummers are making up for their penis inferiority complex.
Christina Aguilera
Height: 5' 1"
No wonder Cee Lo looked like such a giant on The Voice! Only someone as tiny as Aguilera could make a 5' 6" man seem tall, dark and handsome. Yeah, what? So, I find Cee Lo handsome...I'm crazy like that!
Kelly Clarkson
Height: 5' 3"
I ain't gonna lie. I love me some Kelly Clarkson. The fact that she's so petite makes her even more adorable to me. She's like the Polly Pocket of singers.
Avril Lavigne
Height: 5' 1"
Is anyone still an Avril Lavigne fan? That's like as extinct as the dodo bird or an Ashlee Simpson fan, amirite? So, yeah she's short and short on taste too. Exhibit A: her husband to be. Sorry, Nickelback fans! Unbelievably, they really do still exist.
Lily Allen
Height: 5' 2"
Big mouths come in small packages or something like that. I like Lily Allen and her big mouth. She gets into street fights. She's tiny but tough.
Hilary Duff
Height: 5' 2"
Yeah, I'm gonna consider Hilary Duff a singer, even though I try to ignore her music career. What can I say? I much prefer her as an actress. She may be small, but it takes someone with big cajones to massacre The Who's classic rock anthem 'My Generation'.
Dolly Parton
Height:5' 0"
Does anyone really notice Dolly Parton's height? I'm just saying...BOOOBIES BOOBIES BOOBIES!
Pink
Height: 5' 4"
I have to say I'm actually surprised by this one. I guess she has something to prove. And that something is that even though she's short, she can still kick all of our asses.
Shakira
Height: 5' 2"
Her belly-dancing has really distracted us all from the fact that she is muy pequeño. Her hips don't lie, but her 8 inch heels and mile high mound of hair make her height a lie!
Fergie
Height: 5' 3"
No wonder she still pisses herself! She's still practically child-sized. Sorry Fergie, I know you pissed yourself a long, long time ago, but it's the only remotely interesting thing about you to me, so I will forever hold it near and dear to my heart. Hey at least we can both agree on tacos! They are deeeelicious.
Which one were you surprised by? Let me know @desijedeikin or in the comments below!
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