Milking the snake, releasing the hostages, flicking the bean, lap based web browsing, the call coming from inside the house, table for one, salmon fishing in the Yemen , auditioning your hand puppet, badgering the witness, releasing the kraken, etc, ETC. “Self-Love”, ie, masturbation is the safest sex, AND with someone you love. It’s not wonder that for such a solo enterprise, it’s a very crowded musical field. Here are some of the more famous songs about flying solo.
“So Happy I Could Die”, Lady Gaga
I touch myself can't get enough And in the silence of the night Through all the tears and all the lies I touch myself and it's alright
“Blister In The Sun”, Violent Femmes
Let me go on like I Blister in the sun Let me go on Big hands, I know you're the one.
“Oops (Oh My)”, Tweet Ft Missy Elliott
(I looked over to the left) Umm I was looking so good I couldn't reject myself (I looked over to the left) Umm I was feeling so good I had to touch myself (I looked over to the left) Umm I was eyein my thighs butter pecan brown (I looked over to the left) Umm comin' outta my shirt and then the skirt came down
“Pump It Up”, Elvis Costello
Out in the fashion show, down in the bargain bin You put your passion out under the pressure pin Fall into submission, hit-and-run transmission No use wishing now for any other sin Pump it up, until you can feel it Pump it up, when you don't really need it
“Longview”, Green Day
Bite my lip and close my eyes Take me away to paradise I'm so damn bored, I'm going blind And loneliness has to suffice Bite my lip and close my eyes Slipping away to paradise Some say, "Quit or I'll go blind" But it's just a myth
“Fingers”, Pink
When its late at night and you're fast asleep I let my fingers do the walking I press record I become a fiend And no one else is watching I let my fingers do the walking
“Turning Japanese”, The Vapors
That's why I'm turning Japanese I think I'm turning Japanese I really think so…
“Dancing With Myself”, Billy Idol
Oh oh, Dancing with myself, Oh, oh, dancing with myself Well, there's nothing to lose And there's nothing to prove, well, Dancing with myself
“She-Bop”, Cyndi Lauper
Hey, hey - they say I better get a chaperone Because I can't stop messin' with the danger zone No, I won't worry, and I won't fret - Ain't no law against it yet. Oop - she bop - she bop -
“Touch Myself”, Divinyls
I don't want anybody else. When I think about you, I touch myself.
OK, OK. Hands where I can see ‘em. Any song out there you could have sworn was about the solo rodeo? Let me know in the comments!
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