I'm tired of having to get an Easter basket from the same boring Easter Bunny every year. I want an Easter Bunny that I know will also be able to fight for me if I were to enter a Pokemon Battle Arena. I don't see what the point of keeping the same old Easter Bunny if it can't help me to achieve my dream of finally catching all of the Pokemon. Here are Pokemon that should replace the Easter Bunny.
Lopunny
Lopunny is the best Pokemon ever. I just love it to death. It's so adorable and nice, and I'm not just saying that because it just used Cute Charm on me. I really mean that.
Chansey
I'm not talking about the Chansey from Pokemon. I'm talking about the Chansey from Super Smash Bros. Brawl. In Smash Bros. Chansey uses Softboiled to drop eggs that contain items. I would love it if on Easter morning, I opened an egg that contained a laser gun or giant hammer. Most epic. Easter. Ever.
Wigglytuff
Wigglytuff looks like if Kirby was a rabbit. It can even fill up with air. I mostly want Wigglytuff to be the Easter bunny so it can make everyone else in the house fall asleep while I eat their candy. When they wake up, I'll just claim that a wild Munchlax broke in and ate everything. The perfect crime.
Exeggcute
Exeggcute would be able to make a really memorable Easter egg hunt for all of your enemies. They are often mistaken for eggs and when they are disturbed they will gather together and attack whoever is bothering them. Take that Mark O'Doyle! That's what you get for pulling my pants down in middle school gym class twenty years ago! It's going to feel really good to finally get some closure and move on with my life.
Ludicolo
The cool thing about getting an Easter basket from Ludicolo is that you'll probably get a bunch of tasty Mexican candy. You can take your Peeps and Cadbury eggs and shove them up your butt. I love Mexican candy. I can't pronounce any of it nor do I know what most of it is but it fills my veins with sugar like no other candy on the market. Some people move to California for the weather. I moved here for the candy.
Registeel
It's time we got an updated Easter Bunny for the modern world. If there is one thing Easter is lacking it's that it doesn't have enough giant killer robots. If every holiday that may parents wanted me to celebrate involved killer robots then they wouldn't be so angry with me all the time for "disrespecting their beliefs."
Combusken
One of the main things that always bugged me about the Easter Bunny was that it was a rabbit that supposedly laid chicken eggs. Cumbusken is the only Pokemon that actually looks like it should lay chicken eggs. The eggs are going to come out as hot as molten lava, but at least it won't look all weird.
Azumarill
Azumarill might as well be called an Easter type Pokemon. It looks like a living Easter egg with bunny ears glued to the top. Some people think that Azumarill is the actual Easter Bunny. I'm here to dispel that rumor. I met the Easter Bunny once at the mall. No big deal.
Koffing
I could explain to you all of the reasons that Koffing would make a great Easter Bunny, but I think Koffing can say it better than I ever could:
Which Pokemon do you want to see pooping out multi-colored eggs? Let me know on twitter @zachlunch or in the comments below!
Comments
Post a Comment