The Nickelodeon Kid's Choice Awards are the only awards show where kids get to pick who wins.
Proving that kids are idiots, last year's best actor award went to "grumpy cat" and the best actress award went to, and I quote, "ice cream!"
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So Reuters delivered the news that, as expected, kids have no idea what they are talking about. They gave Kristen Stewart the award for best actress despite Kristen Stewart's complete inability to actually act.
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Hunger Games won for best movie, which is a good sign because that movie is awesome and teaches kids things that they should actually learn: like rich people are crazy and wear stupid clothes, materialism is evil, and that you should rise up against the corrupt bourgeois and overthrow them.
For those of you that think Hunger Games isn't already real, this is a dress that some rich person already thought was a good idea.
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You people didn't give Twilight the award for best movie, and I respect that. Come on guys, the main character's name is "Bella Swan" aka. "Beautiful Swan" that is the most condescending name for a character ever thought up. What if Stephanie Meyer had named Jacob "Muscles Handsomeguy" instead? That's stupid you say? Well, ITS THE SAME THING. Also, NO VAMPIRE EVER is gonna wait until they are married to have sex. They live for hundreds of years, they're not going to subject themselves to backwards puritan morals. Also, actual vampire sex would be terrible. They are freezing to the touch.
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