As you may or may not know, the longest a YouTube video can be is a mind-numbing ten hours. Which makes the ten essential videos on this list 100 hours of fun! (NOTE: Smosh is not legally responsible for anyone who suffers permanent brain damage as a result of watching all of these videos.)
Nyan Cat 10 hours (original)
The klassic [sic] meme...now a million times longer and a billion times more annoying! The fact that this has been watched over 22 million times proves, beyond a shadow of a doubt, that our nation’s unemployment rate is way too high. Also, that our nation’s young people are way too high. Put down that wacky tobaccy, stop watching ten hour long videos of cats flying through space, and get a job, hippie!
Nyan Cat 10 HOURS REACTION VIDEO! (Yes, I actually watched it for 10 hours)
Who says the members of Generation Y have no work ethic? According to the dude who posted this amazing exercise in tedium, ”I watched it twice. The first time, the recording program just didn't want to save the recorded 10 hour long file, so I had to do it once more.” His parents must, no doubt, be so proud.
10 hours of "What is love" (Jim Carrey, v.1)
Remember those dumb-ass “Night at the Roxbury” characters from Saturday Night Live? OF COURSE YOU DO. They sure did love bobbing their heads like morons to Haddaway’s 1993 hit “What is Love?”, didn’t they? Now, what if I told you you could watch them AND rubber faced funnyman Jim Carrey bob their domes to the track for ten mind-melting hours – would you be interested? OF COURSE YOU WOULD. (Note: Multiple volumes of this video exist for some godforsaken reason – if you need to cool down after watching the first one, check out the slow-mo, sepia toned, acoustic goodness of the fourth.)
Epic sax guy 10 hours
Moldovan saxophone player Sergei Stepanov hates sleeves as much as he loves to get ripped and toot on his sweet, smooth horn; that’s why the dude will forever be known as Epic Sax Guy. I defy you to find a more epic tribute to Epic Sax Guy’s epic solo than this epically long clip.
Guile Theme Goes With Everything - KFC Commercial 10 hours
If you’re anything like me, you’ve spent the last ten years scouring the internet for a clip that combines your love of Street Fighter theme songs with footage of dudes awkwardly dancing around whilst eating fried chicken. Well, friend, our search ends here. More like Sonic BOO-YAH, am I right?!?
Arnold Schwarzenegger tells the meaning of life in 10 hours
Most people spend their entire lives trying to figure out why they were put on this Earth. Those people, however, are chumps. Screw wasting your life in a futile attempt to discover the meaning of your life – if you wanna get straight-up enlightened in a (comparative) hurry, just set aside a ten-hour chunk of time, crack open an industrial-sized bag of Cheetos, and learn from The Governator himself, Arnold Friggin’ Schwarzenegger.
Computer Man (Scatman) 10 hours
Apple is now the straight-up king of all computer companies; they weren’t always sittin’ on top of the world, though. For a solid couple of decades, Microsoft (and its bug ridden operating system Windows) had a stranglehold on the world’s computing power. The Computer Man, however, has been vehemently pro-Mac from the start. In this hypnotically catchy jingle, he reminds us that “With Windows 95, it’s plug and pray” and shakes what his mama gave him. WARNING: This video is dangerously addictive.
Trololo 10 hours
If you’ve used the internet at all in the past four years, you’ve no doubt seen Russian singer Eduard Khil caterwaul this lyricless gem; the original video has been viewed over 16 million times and has inspired countless memes. The only way to truly appreciate the glory of Khil’s mind-altering noise making, though, is to watch it on a loop for ten hours. It’s also a great way to honor the guy, who died of a stroke last year. I mean, you don’t want to dishonor his memory, do you? That’s what I thought. Strap in and start watching, bub.
10 hours of OH MY DAYUM
Daym Drops has made quite a name for himself by posting hilarious fast food reviews on YouTube; one superfan had the brilliant idea to use Daym’s Five Guys Burgers and Fries review as fodder for “OH MY DAYUM,” an auto-tuned jam full of fantasmic lines like “you bite the fry, the fry bites back, my man” and “this is how bacon is supposed to be/ the fries, they blend so perfectly.” Get yourself a Crave Case from White Castle and go to town on this bad boy, Daym Drops style.
10 Hours of La La La LaLa LaLaLa La La LaLaLaLa
Are you a parent looking for a low to no-cost babysitter? If so, I just found one for you – it’s this ten-hour video of nondescript amusement park characters dancing while la la la-ing their foam rubber heads off. Now you can go out to the club with “your girls” guilt-free – it’s mommy’s turn to cut loose!
What’s the longest YouTube video you’ve ever watched, wise guy? Let me know in the comments!
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