You know how sometimes you just get in the mood to buy a toy poodle?
I prefer my toy poodles to also be futuristic weapons of war.
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Well Yahoo News has alerted us to the fact that if you get in that mood and you're from Argentina you better watch the hell out, cuz mothaf***kas be giving ferrets steroids, combing their hair all sexy and passing them off as poodles.
Who wouldn't mistake this for a poodle? I ask you.
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This dude straight up pumped a ferret full of steroids to make it grow giant and people actually thought they were poodles. Even though they just look like tiny, angry monsters. Not to mention that the major side effect of steroids is rage. So these hissing, spitting monster dogs were shrieking and slamming themselves into walls because they can't stop being angry and someone was actually like, "Yeah, OK, I'll take the discount poodle with the razor sharp teeth that's trying to beat itself to death."
How in the hell did someone think that was a poodle? Look how much more hate it has in its eyes than a poodle.
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This reminds of the time I bought a pony for my daughter and it turned out someone had just poorly glued a mop head to the back of a bear. Lord... how I miss my daughter.
HOW WAS I TO KNOW. IT HAD A TAIL.
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What's your favorite thing about tricking people into buying ferrets? Let us know in the comments below!
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