Rich man buys expensive house

By Matt Martin

A rich man has bought an expensive house. That rich man is Notch, the Minecraft man.

It doesn’t look like a house you would build in Minecraft. It looks like a house that costs $70 million.

According to LA Curbed it has 15 toilets. You could have a dump in a different toilet every day for two weeks.

It also has a candy room, a vodka bar and a movie theatre. Apparently Notch out bid rapper Jay-Z (who also has a made up name) for the house.

He’ll probably fill it full of computers and plushies and other nerdy shit. Here are some pictures of it.

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