'If it ain't broke, don't fix it'; a sentiment that no video game franchise embodies as succinctly as Pokemon.
That shouldn't be taken as an insult, since even the people developing
the series maintain that like any lasting sport or game, Pokemon doesn't need to change to stay relevant.
Instead, the developers at Game Freak simply iterate upon each element of gameplay, introduce new creatures for players to collect, and let marketing take care of the rest.
As the franchise closes in on twenty years - and prepares to add yet another Nintendo console to its resume - we thought we'd look back; not on the games or creatures that we most treasure, but the ones that keep us up at night.
Here are the 10 Most Disturbing Pokemon Facts.
Name: Gothita
Type: Psychic
It's disturbing enough that Gothita, this Pokemon's starting form
resembles a baby that "stares at something only it can see," but once it
evolves into Gothorita at Level 32, its creep factor gets sent sky
high. With hypnosis mastered, the creature "steals people away at
night." Whether it steals people away as offerings to the thing "only it
can see" is impossible to know.
Once the evolution to Gothitelle is achieved at Level 41, this creature
uses its psychic abilities to see the future, specifically the death of
their trainer. While useful in combat, having this Pokemon in one's
arsenal is just too creepy. You can always look on the bright side: if
Gothitelle isn't hypno-kidnapping its trainer, it's probably only
because it knows death is imminent.
Name: Spoink
Type: Psychic
If you're looking for a precocious and spunky critter to keep by your
side, then Spoink fits the bill. Sure, it's a little weird that the
pig-headed Pokemon uses a giant pink pearl on its head to amplify its
psychic abilities, but the way it hops around on the spring it possesses
in place of a body? Adorable!
Until you learn that the springing isn't a sign of Spoink's rambunctious
attitude, but required to live. That's right; if Spo
ink stops springing, he stops breathing. Stops doing pretty much anything, really. Try to imagine what kind of paranoia results when death is just a misstep away, and it suddenly becomes easier to understand why Spoink is also a kleptomaniac, ever pursuing a bigger and better pearl.
Name: Duskull
Type: Ghost
Sure, ghosts are always spooky, and it's no mystery why this Pokemon -
styled after the Grim Reaper - puts us on edge. But the single glowing
eye sliding back and forth between eye sockets is just the tip of the
iceberg where additional eeriness is concerned. Duskull is a nocturnal
Pokemon, mostly inhabiting dense forests (obviously), but isn't
interested in woodland creatures, only children.
This floating Pokemon is rumored to pursue kids who don't follow the
rules. Why? Because it enjoys the sound of them crying. But hey, it's
not all creepy; once Duskull evolves into Dusclops, it is capable of
swallowing anything into its body cavity, never to be seen again. We'll
let you use your imagination.
Name: Drowzee
Type: Psychic
We don't know if there's something about Psychic type Pokemon that
brings out the most troubling in the developers, but Drowzee is yet
another hypnotizing critter that makes our skin crawl. The aptly-named
Pokemon puts its enemies to sleep, so that it may more easily feast on
its dreams. While that certainly places Drowzee under the 'odd' column
among the series' more fun-loving Pokemon, it's actually based on the
Japanese "baku"; spirits that fed on people's nightmares.
But what it loves most is the dreams of children. We don't know why, and
don't want to either. In case Drowzee's powers weren't enough of an
invasion of privacy, it also remembers every dream it's consumed, and
shares them with those sleeping near them. How many pets can do that?!
Name: Grimer
Type: Poison
It's disgusting enough that Grimer spends its time in polluted water,
feasting on pollution and sewage to survive, but get this Pokemon moving
through the world and it will never be the same. Literally; any time
Grimer passes over the grond, its toxic slime (grime?) renders the earth
incapable of ever again supporting life. If that wasn't hellish enough,
the slime also sprouts new Grimers to continue the catastrophe.
It's not all bad, though. Once Grimer evolves into Muk, it gets bigger,
and more poisonous; capable of rendering an entire lake toxic with a
single drop, and infecting any human being if it desires. Why was a
Pokemon this dangerous and unattractive created in the first place? Who
knows. Maybe the developers thought Mother Nature should be as
terrorized as actual people.
Name: Paras
Type: Bug/Grass
While Paras' symbiotic relationship with the mushrooms on its back isn't
exactly normal, it is beneficial for both; Paras feeds the mushrooms
with its body, and the fungus provides additional means of defense.
Exactly how much control the mushrooms can exert over the Pokemon isn't
clear, but odd goes to disturbing when Paras evolves into Parasect.
It's hard to say exactly what change takes place at Level 24, but for
some reason, the mushrooms take their chance and merge into a single
organism, taking over the Paras in the process. With heightened
aggression and a pair of zombified milky eyes, anything cute or
endearing about Paras is replaced by a demonic drone known as Parasect.
Name: Drifloon
Type: Ghost/Flying
How scary can a Pokemon based on a floating balloon be? Sure, it's got a
pair of tiny hands, but what devious use could such a lighthearted
creature have for them? According to the Pokedex, they're used to "steal
children away," with the Japanese version clarifying that Drifloon is
taking children to "the world of the dead." Were the developers given a
bonus every time they created a Pokemon that would make parents
uncomfortable?
The good news is that Drifloon doesn't remain a purple, harmless-looking
balloon with an interest in kidnapping children; at level 28 Drifloon
evolves into Drifblim, trading its spindly arms for... four stronger
ones. And its eyes turn red. Sleep tight, kiddies.
Name: Yamask
Type: Ghost
As proof that not every Pokemon has a complicated or inspired name, we
give you Yamask. It's a ghost, holding a mask. We don't mean that this
Pokemon is a Ghost type, it is an actual ghost of a human being
who has died; the mask it carries is a representation of the one it
used to have while living. That bit of character history creeps us out
for obvious reasons, but the developers went into even greater depth.
Besides occasionally staring at the mask and breaking into tears, Yamask
has an even more sinister side. Since the mask itself carries traces of
the Yamask's human identity, someone wearing it will allow the Pokemon
to possess them. To what end? Who knows. If trends hold though, we'd put
our money on kidnapping children. Once it evolves into Cofagrigus, this
Pokemon uses its sarcophagus body to lure in humans and Pokemon, and
turn them into zombified mummies.
Name: Banette
Type: Ghost
There's no need to explain why Banette gives us the willies, since the
most apt description of this creature is "a doll-like Pokemon that is
possessed with pure hatred." You see, Banette wasn't always a Pokemon,
but a doll that was driven into being by the hatred felt toward the
child that abandoned it. That's already the stuff of nightmares, but the
creators went farther, making Banette poke itself with needles to
generate energy for its attacks, and even sporting a zipper in place of a
mouth.
What makes Banette even more disturbing is that it evolves from Shuppet -
a fairly adorable little ball of grey that is drawn to peoples'
feelings of envy. We guess it's poetic that evolving lets Shuppet turn
that envy into action, but.... a zipper mouth? Do they know kids play
these games?
Name: Cubone
Type: Ground
From first glance, Cubone is about as cool as a pet could possibly be.
Essentially a dinosaur, Cubone walks on its hind legs, swings a bone
club, and wears a skull over its face, peeking out from under it like a
little kid trying to appear tough for his friends. But in the vast
expanse of Pokemon, Cubone might just be the most disturbed of them all.
You see, that skull isn't just part of a Halloween costume, or a
trinket Cubone discovered while navigating a Looney Tunes desert. It
belongs to its mother.
Apparently it wasn't enough for Cubone to simply cry in the night for
his lost mother, and a more literal connection was needed. We're not
going to ask how Cubone actually acquired the skull of his mother, but
things get creepier when it evolves into Marowak. No longer simple
ornamentation, the skulls fuses itself to the Pokemon upon evolution,
meaning this creature is permanently attached to his mother in a way
Norman Bates would envy.
We'll let those keep you up at night, and be sure to remember that the
next time you stumble across a Pokemon that at first looks "adorable."
Beware: that little fuzzy creature may have a twisted origin story of
its own.
Which of the facts on our list do you find the most disturbing? Have we
rounded up the 10 creepiest, or are there a few oddities you wish to add
to the list?
Will Game Freak top their own disturbing track record with Pokemon X or Pokemon Y?
Gothita Sees Dead People
Can't. Stop. Hopping.
ink stops springing, he stops breathing. Stops doing pretty much anything, really. Try to imagine what kind of paranoia results when death is just a misstep away, and it suddenly becomes easier to understand why Spoink is also a kleptomaniac, ever pursuing a bigger and better pearl.
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