Thunderpants doesn’t sound that bad, does it?
I mean, who doesn’t like pants? And thunder is cool. But no, actually, “Thunderpants” is a movie about a kid who was born with two stomachs, so he has uncontrollable, super-powerful farts.
Of course, they can’t let a story that interesting end there... so his best friend helps designs him a space suit (codenamed THUNDERPANTS), to control the flatulence. Then the spacesuit is so good, they need him to help the space program with his special fart-powers? I know that making a movie is hard.
I racked my brain trying to come up with movie ideas with concepts as bad as “Thunderpants,” and I’m not that smart, so you think it would be easy, but it not. Ideas that bad are HARD. Below are my very worst film ideas, although I kind of want to see the last movie.
Hiccups
Starring Zac Effron and Daniel Day Lewis.
When Chip (Effron), the captain of the football team, gets a epic case of hiccups, he turns to the school nerds to help. Their solution: scare the hiccups out of Chip with the only thing he’s frightened of: a pterodactyl (voice of Daniel Day Lewis). When their cloned dinosaur turns out to be shy, they race against time to teach the pterodactyl how to be scary before Chip has to play in the big game.
Digging For Gold
Starring Nick Jonas and Jackie Chan.
He’s a teen with a problem: his boogers are made of gold. When a shadowy corporation finds out the limitless wealth hiding in his skull, his only chance to fight back is to assemble a solid-gold robot with the help of the kindly janitor/robot-maker next door (Chan).
Twitter: The Movie
Starring Ashley Tisdale and Dane Cook.
College freshman Sandy (Tisdale) is granted one wish by a zany genie (Cook). When she wishes to become the world’s best Twitterer, she finds she can only speak in 140 character sentences. Can she discover the identity of the murderous twitter fanatic “following” her, win the big debate competition, and discover a cure for her condition, all while keeping the genie out of the hands of the government?
The Prosecutor Conspiracy Brief
Starring Heidi Montag and Justin Bieber.
When her son (Bieber) is accused of an assassination he didn’t commit, a tough-as-nails retired prosecutor/Navy SEAL (Montag) heads back to the courtroom, this time to defend her family. Will she be able to discover the conspiracy involving the Vice President, a new fusion power plant, and a shadowy corporation simply know as “X?”
Tik Tok
Starring Ke$ha and Nicholas Cage.
Lt. Candy Williams (Ke$ha) is LA’s best bomb defuser, but only when she’s drunk. Is there enough whiskey in Hollywood when a madman (Cage) plants bombs on hundreds of babies across the city?
Let us know your terrible movie ideas in the comments.
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