Have you seen the ad for Justin Bieber's new perfume? It's absolutely ridiculous, and I'm sure he's going to make a ton of money off this new fragrance.
Do you love Justin Bieber? Do you pray to the sweet baby Bieber at night that someday he will climb into your bedroom window...
Nuzzle you like a little puppy and then fly you up...
Into the real rapture... not that fake bullsh*t rapture that didn't happen on Saturday... but a real rapture of pure Bieber bliss?
Where you can have a non-sexual, romantic, platonic, intimate moment with your favorite teen idol?
Then Someday is the fragrance for you! Because someday, Justin Bieber will love you. Someday, he will be yours. Someday, the rapture will happen and Bieber will be raptured up into heaven... you don't want to miss that by wearing the wrong perfume do you?
All of this magic is packed into a bottle that looks like a beautiful flower, the beautiful flower that Justin Bieber would give to you if only he knew that you existed. A flower that can sit on your dresser or bathroom counter and greet you every morning as you rise and remind you of your love for Bieber.
Am I crazy or does this bottle vaguely resemble a girl's va-jay? A beautiful va-jay flower full of Bieber's liquid love? Ew, I just grossed myself out.
The fragrance claims:
Someday by Justin Bieber is more than just a fragrance: it’s energy with a state-of-mind that inspires. It is a personal gift straight from his heart, giving fans a chance to get one step closer to Justin. It’s a fragrance he can’t get enough of and can’t stay away from, making those who wear it irresistible.
Wow! It totally worked! That girl put on that perfume and Bieber found her literally irresistible.
How bizarrely non-sexual is Justin Bieber? He looks like a confused animal when he's twirling with that girl in the air. At $45 bucks a pop, would you wear "Someday"?
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